Friday, September 4, 2009


I was once told that I should not eat sweets prior to going to bed.

I had an Oreo McFlurry pretty late at night recently.

I subsequently had three insane dreams.

First there was the Motorcycle Club that wouldn’t let me in because I had a pet hamster. (But maybe these guys will?)

Then I dreamt there were two Brytins, but he wasn’t necessarily a twin – more like a clone. One would go to school and one would stay home with me.

And finally, there was a real estate business I had looked into that was really a front for Swingers/Sex Slave ring.

In between those crazy dreams, I had a few other random moments: Chris borrowed $1600 to his co-worker Martin for his new motorcycle. Of course, I was livid because Martin had his own $4000 to buy his bike.

And when Lisa Bautista was dropping me off at the real estate/swinger gathering, she asked me “Why are you always trying to ‘improve’ yourself and not for the sake of a higher salary? You’re amazing. Leave it alone.”

I have no idea what any of this means. What I do know, is that I will never again have 82 grams of carbohydrates right before bed.


  1. I had a very strange dream about one of my best friends one night after eating some pizza and drinking some OJ. Then I wrote a short story about it. I'm convinced that different foods can have different effects on your dreams.

  2. Alex,
    Thank you for visiting my blog.
    Is your short story posted anywhere? I'd love to check it out.
    I was just wondering last night if the crazy dreams are caused by sugar or by ALL carbs...something to add to my list of items to research, I guess.
    Thank you again for visiting my blog.

  3. Dude, you totally dreamt about me. And incidentally I DO think you are amazing just the way you are! What a wise dream "me" I was!

  4. Thank you for reading my blog, LB!
    I did dream about you ;) Don't tell Chris, ok?